I was talking to my daughter about her day and in the middle of the conversation, she says, "Ok, I'm done talking." and gave the phone back to her mother. Her mother says,"Her dinner was ready." (she is definitely my child!)

I can't even get through a 6 page story of This Little Piggy...we've cover three of the 5 piggies and she wants to know what happened to the little piggy who stayed home! HE STAYED HOME...heck i don't know...lol

on my way to Target to see if they have some Old Maid Cards...or as Aryn calls them, Old Lady Cards.

jared says, daddy u were right, I did have to pee last night while I was sleeping, but I just sucked it in... lol these kids are already at it today

Aryn, are u finished with ur oatmeal? "Yes Daddy, I'm almost finished, except, I'm not." so is that a yes or no? "it's almost" ....lmbo, tell your neighbor, it's not yes OR no, it's almost!

Aryn says I'm the best daddy she's ever seen...lol

Jared go pee before you go to bed." "I don't want to Daddy." "I didnt ask you if you wanted to, I said go pee before you go to bed." No Daddy, I don't need to pee....my pee doesn't feel like going." smh...... I give up....

let the games begin: Daddy, Aryn says let's play the quiet game...whoever wins is a rotten egg! lmbo

I don't want my cookie daddy, I'm full with it...