Why?

Why do y'all sleep so wild? The other night, I think was the absolute worst... Aryn, you were laying sideways in the bed, over the blanket, and Jared you woke up in the middle of the night, trying to move Aryn over so you could lay by me. Aryn, you and Jared were hitting each other as you both tried to find positions that you would be comfortable in...meanwhile I am fuming because y'all keep hitting me! Trust em when I say, that soon we will be making some adjustments to our sleeping arrangements!

Why do y'all love to say anything that has to do with burping, farting (y'all say pooted - lol) boogers, hiney, etc...anything that sounds gross, y'all love to talk about it.

Why are y'all always so happy to report that you poo poo'd! Is it because you like to poop? Is it because you like to see my reaction and frowned up face when I come in there to clean you up? Is it because you like that I fuss and complain about having to do it? Everytime I have to come in the bathroom with y'all, you are always smiling and laughing... I just don't think it's right.. Something has gotta give.

Why do y'all think that you have to have different things for breakfast? The other day Jared, you didn't want Aryn to have the same breakfast as you and you had a crazy fit. You were like, "No Daddy, don't give her the same thing!" SO dramatic!